whereismyoscar: Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
adrianshhh: well a very very hevay bertation
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!– Amy Poehler speaking for all women re. birth control (via lizdexia)
dy-lan: Seth Schimmel and I spoke A skyward dialectic And I sipped from graduated coffee And we spoke of dissolved societies and nodes and non-identity but then we also marveled at simple beauties like how you can appreciate an object emotionally meta physically and the beans grounded and swirling in my...
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Saskatchewan: Are you a Conservative or a communist?
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
ramenjesus: i wonder what it’s like to have talents in areas other than being an idiot on the internet