February 2012
90 posts
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whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
Watchadrianshhh:
well a very very hevay bertation
“DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!”
– Amy Poehler speaking for all women re. birth control (via lizdexia)
S
dy-lan:
Seth Schimmel and I spoke
A skyward dialectic
And I sipped from graduated coffee
And we spoke of dissolved societies and nodes and non-identity
but then we also marveled at simple
beauties
like how you can appreciate an object emotionally
meta
physically
and the beans grounded and swirling in my...
Canada
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Saskatchewan: Are you a Conservative or a communist?
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
ramenjesus:
i wonder what it’s like to have talents in areas other than being an idiot on the internet
