September 2010
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No Lemon, you got into this business because you are funny and weird and...
– Jack Donaghy
August 2010
46 posts
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Jenna: He wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: I already have a drink, do you think he will buy me mozzarella sticks?
Ugh, Everything’s the worst
– Liz Lemon
02. Did it take a while before you got into the...
I got the first one for Christmas in 3rd grade, so like a year after it was published in the US.
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Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and...
– Jack Kerouac.
01. Top 3 favorite characters & why
Molly Weasly-Baddest Bitch. Who I aspire to be.
Gilderoy Lockhart-I can’t not laugh every time he is mentioned. Also, we have a mutual love for pastels.
Delores Umbridge- I am more afraid of her than Voldemort.
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Joe LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS when he...
when he cries
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Burned my tounge on some soup!!
already dysfunctional now that I am stuck in my house alone all day while friends are off at their normal starting colleges ~:|
Eating too much pepper doesn’t undo eating too much salt because pepper is...
– Allie Brosh
Happy RachelZoeProjectday
I mean Tuesday….
noone can neliese tha the overcxswon in wimmrereba s nm. this is b3ery impootant...
– a facebook message. the sender will remain anonymous.
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Working the OAR concert tonight
so basically seeing everyone I ever hated in High School and fake laughing when they all ask me if I can give them free tickets/beer.
If onlys and buts were candies and nuts, then every day would be Ertandankfest.
– Dwight
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I felt nothing like P Diddy this morning.
Working Lilith Fair tomorrow
getting paid to watch ladies who rock empower women chicka chicka yeah. Also, Missy Higgins will be there so i’ll probs pee ma pants.
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When I was 5 years old, I had these Spider Man Pajamas. And one night, my mom...
– Michael Scott
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